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} catch(err) {}</description><title>DPN</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @dnord)</generator><link>http://dpn.dnord.com/</link><item><title>"Take 4 slices of the white bread and put it into a cereal bowl and fill it with milk. This is key...."</title><description>“Take 4 slices of the white bread and put it into a cereal bowl and fill it with milk. This is key. Bread crumbs are bullshit in meatballs, this is our substitute. This is what will make your meatballs excellent.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.chocodog.com/chocodog/sauce.htm"&gt;Sunday sauce&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://dpn.dnord.com/post/2171473827</link><guid>http://dpn.dnord.com/post/2171473827</guid><pubDate>Fri, 10 Dec 2010 22:41:14 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>'Yogi Bear' Movie Introduces Boring Cartoon Character To New Generation</title><description>&lt;a href="http://feeds.theonion.com/~r/theonion/daily/~3/OcnQ3CzBv_A/"&gt;'Yogi Bear' Movie Introduces Boring Cartoon Character To New Generation&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://dpn.dnord.com/post/2171107488</link><guid>http://dpn.dnord.com/post/2171107488</guid><pubDate>Fri, 10 Dec 2010 21:44:24 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>source unknown.  via Cameron on Facebook.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ld8ryeGaow1qz4soio1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;source unknown.  via Cameron on Facebook.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://dpn.dnord.com/post/2170561822</link><guid>http://dpn.dnord.com/post/2170561822</guid><pubDate>Fri, 10 Dec 2010 20:22:59 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Melting Snowman Cookies</title><description>&lt;img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ld2osx7OsU1qz4soio1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://feeds.laughingsquid.com/~r/laughingsquid/~3/iNnlJ8KFPSk/"&gt;Melting Snowman Cookies&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://dpn.dnord.com/post/2134713774</link><guid>http://dpn.dnord.com/post/2134713774</guid><pubDate>Tue, 07 Dec 2010 13:29:20 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Drain by Mon Frere (via cakerecords)

This is a thing that I was...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="323" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/GRilec--tL8?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRilec--tL8&amp;feature=related"&gt;Drain by Mon Frere&lt;/a&gt; (via &lt;a href="http://youtube.com/user/cakerecords"&gt;cakerecords&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;This is a thing that I was introduced to by my theSTART Pandora station.  It’s also pretty great.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://dpn.dnord.com/post/2066375153</link><guid>http://dpn.dnord.com/post/2066375153</guid><pubDate>Wed, 01 Dec 2010 20:37:35 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>The Like - What I Say And What I Mean (via TheLikeVEVO)

I did...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="245" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/KtMKka658Zk?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtMKka658Zk&amp;feature=channel"&gt;The Like - What I Say And What I Mean&lt;/a&gt; (via &lt;a href="http://youtube.com/user/TheLikeVEVO"&gt;TheLikeVEVO&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I did enjoy The Like’s previous stuff, though, very much.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://dpn.dnord.com/post/2066336438</link><guid>http://dpn.dnord.com/post/2066336438</guid><pubDate>Wed, 01 Dec 2010 20:34:20 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>The Like - He’s Not A Boy (via thelikeuk)

I just found...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="245" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/42p2nERiNFk?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42p2nERiNFk&amp;feature=channel"&gt;The Like - He’s Not A Boy&lt;/a&gt; (via &lt;a href="http://youtube.com/user/thelikeuk"&gt;thelikeuk&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I just found out this happened.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I’ve been really enjoying The Like for years now, but it turns out that they went from melodic indie rockers to Mark Ronson-collaborating 60s-girl-group indie rockers.  Their first album was great, and I’m really liking this, their second.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;This doesn’t do it for you?  Really?&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Really?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://dpn.dnord.com/post/2066232195</link><guid>http://dpn.dnord.com/post/2066232195</guid><pubDate>Wed, 01 Dec 2010 20:25:43 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Skittles Tube Sock Commercial Devour There has to be some kind of tube sock labor laws to protect...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Skittles Tube Sock Commercial Devour There has to be some kind of tube sock labor laws to protect him from this abuse…. Visit Devour to watch this video. Sent with Reeder&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://dpn.dnord.com/post/1631414391</link><guid>http://dpn.dnord.com/post/1631414391</guid><pubDate>Sat, 20 Nov 2010 19:07:30 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>At 16, not much was more important to me than “Hard...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/EhYIky4XZx0?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;At 16, not much was more important to me than “Hard Times”.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://dpn.dnord.com/post/1482087525</link><guid>http://dpn.dnord.com/post/1482087525</guid><pubDate>Thu, 04 Nov 2010 16:30:24 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>gabrieldelahaye:

tylercoates:

themattsmith:

bestrooftalkever:
...</title><description>&lt;embed src="http://www.ebaumsworld.com/player.swf" allowscriptaccess="always" flashvars="pageurl=http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/81097850/&amp;file=http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/video/190494/81097850.mp4&amp;mediaid=81097850&amp;title=Judge Judy at Half Speed&amp;tags=judge,judy,funny,hilarious,ldmedia,idiots,high,drunk&amp;description=the only way to watch these idiots&amp;displayheight=325&amp;backcolor=0x0d0d0d&amp;lightoclor=0x336699&amp;frontcolor=0xcccccc&amp;image=http://images.ebaumsworld.com/thumbs/video/190494/81097850.jpg&amp;username=lorddread" wmode="transparent" loop="false" menu="false" quality="high" bgcolor="#ffffff" width="400" height="324" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://gabrieldelahaye.tumblr.com/post/1133379619/tylercoates-themattsmith-bestrooftalkever" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;gabrieldelahaye&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://tylercoates.tumblr.com/post/1133066594/themattsmith-bestrooftalkever-judge-judy"&gt;tylercoates&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://themattsmith.tumblr.com/post/1133038481/bestrooftalkever-judge-judy-aatttt-haaaaalff"&gt;themattsmith&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://bestrooftalkever.com/post/1133023127/judge-judy-aatttt-haaaaalff-speeeeedd"&gt;bestrooftalkever&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Judge Judy aatttt haaaaalff speeeeedd.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This is the kind of stuff the internet was made for.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I didn’t want this to end!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The hows and whys of what makes this so funny are one of the great mysteries of the world that I am definitely going to ask Jesus about when I meet him in God’s Kingdom.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I will be too busy watching this on all the TVs in heaven to ask Jesus, but it’s going to be wonderful.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://dpn.dnord.com/post/1174157803</link><guid>http://dpn.dnord.com/post/1174157803</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 Sep 2010 14:21:46 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>"Weakness: The Vikings have struggled to prepare for opponents ever since Minnesota Child Protective..."</title><description>“Weakness: The Vikings have struggled to prepare for opponents ever since Minnesota Child Protective Services seized Brad Childress’ entire tape collection”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.theonion.com/articles/onion-sports-2010-nfl-teambyteam-guide,18023/?slide=5"&gt;Onion Sports 2010 NFL Team-By-Team Guide | The Onion - America’s Finest News Source&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Dear God.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://dpn.dnord.com/post/1098005447</link><guid>http://dpn.dnord.com/post/1098005447</guid><pubDate>Fri, 10 Sep 2010 12:58:09 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Creative Director here says that fancy Mondays needs a name, and it should start with an...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Creative Director here says that fancy Mondays needs a name, and it should start with an M.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;majestic
marvelous
magnificent
modern
meticulous
matchless&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://dpn.dnord.com/post/1049461393</link><guid>http://dpn.dnord.com/post/1049461393</guid><pubDate>Wed, 01 Sep 2010 15:40:53 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>New WNBA Promotion Lets First 100 Fans Leave Early | The Onion - America's Finest News Source</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.theonion.com/articles/new-wnba-promotion-lets-first-100-fans-leave-early,17986/"&gt;New WNBA Promotion Lets First 100 Fans Leave Early | The Onion - America's Finest News Source&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://dpn.dnord.com/post/1049049925</link><guid>http://dpn.dnord.com/post/1049049925</guid><pubDate>Wed, 01 Sep 2010 14:01:57 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>merlin:

Classic “Writer” Hat

Truly: “classic.”

Because,...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l6e7affJJK1qz4rlzo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.kungfugrippe.com/post/881561789/tools-for-writers" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;merlin&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.writersstore.com/classic-writer-hat"&gt;Classic “Writer” Hat&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Truly: “classic.”&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Because, finally, you can announce your theoretical avocation by owning and wearing &lt;em&gt;the very same&lt;/em&gt; baseball cap worn by Plutarch, Ovid, Aristophanes, and Heraclitus.&lt;sup id="fnref:p881561789-fn1"&gt;&lt;a href="#fn:p881561789-fn1" rel="footnote"&gt;1&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/sup&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Seriously. If you’ve ever wrestled with the complex and often difficult process of discovery confronting anyone who wishes to write often and well, consider that you may have neglected to buy a fucking hat.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;div class="footnotes"&gt;
&lt;hr&gt;&lt;ol&gt;&lt;li id="fn:p881561789-fn1"&gt;
&lt;p&gt;As you know, Parmenides preferred to write while wearing the yellowed laurel of grapevines and olive branches that his father had fashioned for him as a toddler—positing that, like all matter, sartorial decisions are, by their nature, eternally unchangeable (viz. ὡς οὐκ ἐστίν). &lt;a href="#fnref:p881561789-fn1" rev="footnote"&gt;↩&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/li&gt;

&lt;/ol&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://dpn.dnord.com/post/903340131</link><guid>http://dpn.dnord.com/post/903340131</guid><pubDate>Wed, 04 Aug 2010 10:57:55 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKOJ1LVFjzw&amp;sns=em</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKOJ1LVFjzw&amp;sns=em"&gt;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKOJ1LVFjzw&amp;sns=em&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://dpn.dnord.com/post/901319143</link><guid>http://dpn.dnord.com/post/901319143</guid><pubDate>Tue, 03 Aug 2010 23:24:02 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdzY49xlvdY&amp;sns=em</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdzY49xlvdY&amp;sns=em"&gt;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdzY49xlvdY&amp;sns=em&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://dpn.dnord.com/post/901304291</link><guid>http://dpn.dnord.com/post/901304291</guid><pubDate>Tue, 03 Aug 2010 23:20:03 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5Mp-xyqQRo&amp;sns=em</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5Mp-xyqQRo&amp;sns=em"&gt;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5Mp-xyqQRo&amp;sns=em&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://dpn.dnord.com/post/901245059</link><guid>http://dpn.dnord.com/post/901245059</guid><pubDate>Tue, 03 Aug 2010 23:05:32 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Amerie - 1 Thing (via AmerieVEVO)

Obviates the need for other...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="323" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/bbqVg_23otg?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbqVg_23otg"&gt;Amerie - 1 Thing&lt;/a&gt; (via &lt;a href="http://youtube.com/user/AmerieVEVO"&gt;AmerieVEVO&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Obviates the need for other songs.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://dpn.dnord.com/post/862724747</link><guid>http://dpn.dnord.com/post/862724747</guid><pubDate>Mon, 26 Jul 2010 15:43:14 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>(via tofuttibreak)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l61sk2ky911qz8yr3o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://tofuttibreak.tumblr.com/" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;tofuttibreak&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://dpn.dnord.com/post/857059813</link><guid>http://dpn.dnord.com/post/857059813</guid><pubDate>Sun, 25 Jul 2010 09:44:44 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Chart Of The Day - The Daily Dish | By Andrew Sullivan</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l633ye2SYO1qz4soio1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://andrewsullivan.theatlantic.com/the_daily_dish/2010/07/chart-of-the-day-7.html"&gt;Chart Of The Day - The Daily Dish | By Andrew Sullivan&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://dpn.dnord.com/post/854030160</link><guid>http://dpn.dnord.com/post/854030160</guid><pubDate>Sat, 24 Jul 2010 18:01:26 -0500</pubDate></item></channel></rss>

