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} catch(err) {}</description><title>DPN</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @dnord)</generator><link>http://dpn.dnord.com/</link><item><title>"Take 4 slices of the white bread and put it into a cereal bowl and fill it with milk. This is key...."</title><description>“Take 4 slices of the white bread and put it into a cereal bowl and fill it with milk. This is key. Bread crumbs are bullshit in meatballs, this is our substitute. This is what will make your meatballs excellent.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.chocodog.com/chocodog/sauce.htm"&gt;Sunday sauce&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://dpn.dnord.com/post/2171473827</link><guid>http://dpn.dnord.com/post/2171473827</guid><pubDate>Fri, 10 Dec 2010 22:41:14 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>'Yogi Bear' Movie Introduces Boring Cartoon Character To New Generation</title><description>&lt;a href="http://feeds.theonion.com/~r/theonion/daily/~3/OcnQ3CzBv_A/"&gt;'Yogi Bear' Movie Introduces Boring Cartoon Character To New Generation&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://dpn.dnord.com/post/2171107488</link><guid>http://dpn.dnord.com/post/2171107488</guid><pubDate>Fri, 10 Dec 2010 21:44:24 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>source unknown.  via Cameron on Facebook.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ld8ryeGaow1qz4soio1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;source unknown.  via Cameron on Facebook.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://dpn.dnord.com/post/2170561822</link><guid>http://dpn.dnord.com/post/2170561822</guid><pubDate>Fri, 10 Dec 2010 20:22:59 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Melting Snowman Cookies</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ld2osx7OsU1qz4soio1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://feeds.laughingsquid.com/~r/laughingsquid/~3/iNnlJ8KFPSk/"&gt;Melting Snowman Cookies&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://dpn.dnord.com/post/2134713774</link><guid>http://dpn.dnord.com/post/2134713774</guid><pubDate>Tue, 07 Dec 2010 13:29:20 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Drain by Mon Frere (via cakerecords)

This is a thing that I was...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="323" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/GRilec--tL8?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRilec--tL8&amp;feature=related"&gt;Drain by Mon Frere&lt;/a&gt; (via &lt;a href="http://youtube.com/user/cakerecords"&gt;cakerecords&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;This is a thing that I was introduced to by my theSTART Pandora station.  It’s also pretty great.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://dpn.dnord.com/post/2066375153</link><guid>http://dpn.dnord.com/post/2066375153</guid><pubDate>Wed, 01 Dec 2010 20:37:35 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>The Like - What I Say And What I Mean (via TheLikeVEVO)

I did...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="245" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/KtMKka658Zk?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtMKka658Zk&amp;feature=channel"&gt;The Like - What I Say And What I Mean&lt;/a&gt; (via &lt;a href="http://youtube.com/user/TheLikeVEVO"&gt;TheLikeVEVO&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I did enjoy The Like’s previous stuff, though, very much.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://dpn.dnord.com/post/2066336438</link><guid>http://dpn.dnord.com/post/2066336438</guid><pubDate>Wed, 01 Dec 2010 20:34:20 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>The Like - He’s Not A Boy (via thelikeuk)

I just found...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="245" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/42p2nERiNFk?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42p2nERiNFk&amp;feature=channel"&gt;The Like - He’s Not A Boy&lt;/a&gt; (via &lt;a href="http://youtube.com/user/thelikeuk"&gt;thelikeuk&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I just found out this happened.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I’ve been really enjoying The Like for years now, but it turns out that they went from melodic indie rockers to Mark Ronson-collaborating 60s-girl-group indie rockers.  Their first album was great, and I’m really liking this, their second.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;This doesn’t do it for you?  Really?&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Really?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://dpn.dnord.com/post/2066232195</link><guid>http://dpn.dnord.com/post/2066232195</guid><pubDate>Wed, 01 Dec 2010 20:25:43 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Skittles Tube Sock Commercial Devour There has to be some kind of tube sock labor laws to protect...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Skittles Tube Sock Commercial Devour There has to be some kind of tube sock labor laws to protect him from this abuse&amp;#8230;. Visit Devour to watch this video. Sent with Reeder&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://dpn.dnord.com/post/1631414391</link><guid>http://dpn.dnord.com/post/1631414391</guid><pubDate>Sat, 20 Nov 2010 19:07:30 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>At 16, not much was more important to me than “Hard...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="299" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/EhYIky4XZx0?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;At 16, not much was more important to me than “Hard Times”.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://dpn.dnord.com/post/1482087525</link><guid>http://dpn.dnord.com/post/1482087525</guid><pubDate>Thu, 04 Nov 2010 16:30:24 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>gabrieldelahaye:

tylercoates:

themattsmith:

bestrooftalkever:
...</title><description>&lt;embed src="http://www.ebaumsworld.com/player.swf" allowscriptaccess="always" flashvars="pageurl=http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/81097850/&amp;file=http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/video/190494/81097850.mp4&amp;mediaid=81097850&amp;title=Judge Judy at Half Speed&amp;tags=judge,judy,funny,hilarious,ldmedia,idiots,high,drunk&amp;description=the only way to watch these idiots&amp;displayheight=325&amp;backcolor=0x0d0d0d&amp;lightoclor=0x336699&amp;frontcolor=0xcccccc&amp;image=http://images.ebaumsworld.com/thumbs/video/190494/81097850.jpg&amp;username=lorddread" wmode="transparent" loop="false" menu="false" quality="high" bgcolor="#ffffff" width="400" height="324" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://gabrieldelahaye.tumblr.com/post/1133379619/tylercoates-themattsmith-bestrooftalkever" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;gabrieldelahaye&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://tylercoates.tumblr.com/post/1133066594/themattsmith-bestrooftalkever-judge-judy"&gt;tylercoates&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://themattsmith.tumblr.com/post/1133038481/bestrooftalkever-judge-judy-aatttt-haaaaalff"&gt;themattsmith&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://bestrooftalkever.com/post/1133023127/judge-judy-aatttt-haaaaalff-speeeeedd"&gt;bestrooftalkever&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Judge Judy aatttt haaaaalff speeeeedd.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This is the kind of stuff the internet was made for.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I didn’t want this to end!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The hows and whys of what makes this so funny are one of the great mysteries of the world that I am definitely going to ask Jesus about when I meet him in God’s Kingdom.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I will be too busy watching this on all the TVs in heaven to ask Jesus, but it’s going to be wonderful.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://dpn.dnord.com/post/1174157803</link><guid>http://dpn.dnord.com/post/1174157803</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 Sep 2010 14:21:46 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>"Weakness: The Vikings have struggled to prepare for opponents ever since Minnesota Child Protective..."</title><description>“Weakness: The Vikings have struggled to prepare for opponents ever since Minnesota Child Protective Services seized Brad Childress’ entire tape collection”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.theonion.com/articles/onion-sports-2010-nfl-teambyteam-guide,18023/?slide=5"&gt;Onion Sports 2010 NFL Team-By-Team Guide | The Onion - America’s Finest News Source&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Dear God.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://dpn.dnord.com/post/1098005447</link><guid>http://dpn.dnord.com/post/1098005447</guid><pubDate>Fri, 10 Sep 2010 12:58:09 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Creative Director here says that fancy Mondays needs a name, and it should start with an...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Creative Director here says that fancy Mondays needs a name, and it should start with an M.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;majestic
marvelous
magnificent
modern
meticulous
matchless&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://dpn.dnord.com/post/1049461393</link><guid>http://dpn.dnord.com/post/1049461393</guid><pubDate>Wed, 01 Sep 2010 15:40:53 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>New WNBA Promotion Lets First 100 Fans Leave Early | The Onion - America's Finest News Source</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.theonion.com/articles/new-wnba-promotion-lets-first-100-fans-leave-early,17986/"&gt;New WNBA Promotion Lets First 100 Fans Leave Early | The Onion - America's Finest News Source&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://dpn.dnord.com/post/1049049925</link><guid>http://dpn.dnord.com/post/1049049925</guid><pubDate>Wed, 01 Sep 2010 14:01:57 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>merlin:

Classic “Writer” Hat

Truly: “classic.”

Because,...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l6e7affJJK1qz4rlzo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.kungfugrippe.com/post/881561789/tools-for-writers" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;merlin&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.writersstore.com/classic-writer-hat"&gt;Classic “Writer” Hat&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Truly: “classic.”&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Because, finally, you can announce your theoretical avocation by owning and wearing &lt;em&gt;the very same&lt;/em&gt; baseball cap worn by Plutarch, Ovid, Aristophanes, and Heraclitus.&lt;sup id="fnref:p881561789-fn1"&gt;&lt;a href="#fn:p881561789-fn1" rel="footnote"&gt;1&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/sup&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Seriously. If you’ve ever wrestled with the complex and often difficult process of discovery confronting anyone who wishes to write often and well, consider that you may have neglected to buy a fucking hat.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;div class="footnotes"&gt;
&lt;hr&gt;&lt;ol&gt;&lt;li id="fn:p881561789-fn1"&gt;
&lt;p&gt;As you know, Parmenides preferred to write while wearing the yellowed laurel of grapevines and olive branches that his father had fashioned for him as a toddler—positing that, like all matter, sartorial decisions are, by their nature, eternally unchangeable (viz. ὡς οὐκ ἐστίν). &lt;a href="#fnref:p881561789-fn1" rev="footnote"&gt;↩&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/li&gt;

&lt;/ol&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://dpn.dnord.com/post/903340131</link><guid>http://dpn.dnord.com/post/903340131</guid><pubDate>Wed, 04 Aug 2010 10:57:55 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKOJ1LVFjzw&amp;sns=em</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKOJ1LVFjzw&amp;sns=em"&gt;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKOJ1LVFjzw&amp;sns=em&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://dpn.dnord.com/post/901319143</link><guid>http://dpn.dnord.com/post/901319143</guid><pubDate>Tue, 03 Aug 2010 23:24:02 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdzY49xlvdY&amp;sns=em</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdzY49xlvdY&amp;sns=em"&gt;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdzY49xlvdY&amp;sns=em&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://dpn.dnord.com/post/901304291</link><guid>http://dpn.dnord.com/post/901304291</guid><pubDate>Tue, 03 Aug 2010 23:20:03 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5Mp-xyqQRo&amp;sns=em</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5Mp-xyqQRo&amp;sns=em"&gt;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5Mp-xyqQRo&amp;sns=em&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://dpn.dnord.com/post/901245059</link><guid>http://dpn.dnord.com/post/901245059</guid><pubDate>Tue, 03 Aug 2010 23:05:32 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Amerie - 1 Thing (via AmerieVEVO)

Obviates the need for other...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="323" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/bbqVg_23otg?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbqVg_23otg"&gt;Amerie - 1 Thing&lt;/a&gt; (via &lt;a href="http://youtube.com/user/AmerieVEVO"&gt;AmerieVEVO&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Obviates the need for other songs.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://dpn.dnord.com/post/862724747</link><guid>http://dpn.dnord.com/post/862724747</guid><pubDate>Mon, 26 Jul 2010 15:43:14 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>(via tofuttibreak)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l61sk2ky911qz8yr3o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://tofuttibreak.tumblr.com/" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;tofuttibreak&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://dpn.dnord.com/post/857059813</link><guid>http://dpn.dnord.com/post/857059813</guid><pubDate>Sun, 25 Jul 2010 09:44:44 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Chart Of The Day - The Daily Dish | By Andrew Sullivan</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l633ye2SYO1qz4soio1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://andrewsullivan.theatlantic.com/the_daily_dish/2010/07/chart-of-the-day-7.html"&gt;Chart Of The Day - The Daily Dish | By Andrew Sullivan&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://dpn.dnord.com/post/854030160</link><guid>http://dpn.dnord.com/post/854030160</guid><pubDate>Sat, 24 Jul 2010 18:01:26 -0500</pubDate></item></channel></rss>

