jasonpermenter:

My good friend David just showed me S. Britt’s Eddy Broth Puppet. According to S. Britt himself:

Throw your voice or simply hurl insults! Make Eddy say anything that you so desire - he is under YOUR command. Become the life of the party or impress your classmates and colleagues at the next school talent show or office party. You’re never completely alone with Eddy on your arm. Tell him your innermost secrets and confess all your depraved transgressions. He’ll never squeal, unless you make him! Soon you’ll ONLY communicate through Eddy. Your friends and family will worry themselves SICK with laughter!

All yours, over at Etsy.

I can’t exactly figure this out, but I don’t really care. This image alone is amazing.